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数年前「北アイルランドにおける何回目かの和平交渉」の時にパブで配られていたビラです。
日本語の解説はこちらです。 Framework Document For PEACE The Agreement Summary The Loyalist Paties Agreed to * Not to grow long sideburns and have 1970' haircuts * Not to wear sunglasses, even when it's raining * Not run any dodgy video shop rackets * Not support rangers and follow Linfield * Leave kerbstones free from paint * Not to Let 5 year olds draw their murals * Stop marching and dressing up like Mr. Ben on the 12yh of July * Get a proper job and not to join the Police * Stop getting caught so easily for terrorist offences * Not to use Meccaono sets for making bombs The Republian's Agreeded to The Republian's Agreeded to * Stop saying "this island of ireland" all the facking time * Stop dressing up like tramps and pleading hard up * Use public transport instead of hijacking and burning it * Not to have anniversaries about times when they had thier areses kicked * Talk fucking English * Admit that Martin McGuinnes is a Fucking Wanker * Only go to funerals if it's family * Telophone the police when there's a bomb and not the Irish News * Stop fucking off to America every five minutes The Alliance Party Agreed to * Everything as they didn't want to piss anybody off Dr. Ian Paisely Agreed to * FUCK ALL The Women's Coalition Agreed to * Fuck off home and get the tea on |